Use YourNameHere@uLucky.us  Go ahead - click that link and send a message to that eddress to read the automatic rejection response it sends back. You'll quickly discover that uLucky stands for unLucky.   Swap out the YourNameHere part with anything you want. Jennifer@uLucky.us, Bob@uLucky.us, TooHot4U@uLucky.us, it all works the same.

If someone asks you what uLucky.us is, tell them whatever you want - just a free email address, a fulfillment service (for you, not them), too hard to explain, or a secret for you to know and them to find out!

How about some unLucky Business Cards?

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Choose from several designs, enter your personal misinformation, then print them from your computer (or save to disk and print them from somewhere else).

By the way, are you here because someone gave you this number?  Read this special message written just for you.

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• Maybe they were too chicken to tell you straight out.
• Maybe they didn't want to hurt your feelings or publicly humiliate you. Private humiliation is easier to take.
• Maybe you were being pushy and wouldn't take no for an answer.
• Maybe they wanted to leave no room for misunderstanding, no wondering if you just wrote down the number wrong or if they were just acting hard to get or testing your resolve.
• Maybe they thought unLuckyNumber.com was really funny and wanted to share it with you to brighten your day.
• Maybe they were so taken back by your stunning good looks and incredible charm that they got all confused and accidentally told you the number they had memorized for all the other people asking for thier number.

Whatever the reason, don't feel too bad.  In the first place, not everyone can be a match made in heaven. In the second place, it usually takes time to discover a person's true value. Romance will eventually come your way.  You can't hurry love.  Keep on trying.  Never give up - BUT you should probably give up on whoever sent you here. It sounds like a losing battle and they have every right to not be interested and give out their contact information.

In the end, everyone benefits by learning to laugh at their problems - after all, everyone else does! We hope you got a chuckle along with your disappointment, which is better than the confusion and doubt you'd have gotten from a completely made-up phone number. At least someone was thoughtful enough to be frank with you, even if not face to face.

If you're hopping mad, ponder the timeless wisdom contained in the phrase "Don't shoot the messenger."  Hey, it's not our fault you got rejected!  Save your energy for plotting your non-violent revenge, or just take it like a man (or woman, as the case may be) and get over it. Put it in your past and move on - whoever gave you this number certainly has!

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unLuckyNumber.com Historical File

We should probably rename this the Hysterical file. You be the judge!

A rather overbearing young man stepped into my crowd of friends, focused in on me, and talked until everyone else had wandered away. When he finally asked for my phone number, I sensed an opportunity to escape and gave him unLuckyNumber.com's number. I was so smooth! Or so I thought...

After comparing the number to someone else's he had written down that night, he looked up and said, "Oh! You're Andrea's roommate."

Some girl name Andrea had already given him the same number! What are the chances?    I didn't know who she was or where she had claimed to live. I was about to get caught. I had to think fast. "You met Andrea?" I asked.  "I'm sorry, but we have a very strict policy to not interfere with each others' dates, and she met you first." While he thought that over, I excused myself and slipped away into the crowd.  -- "Debbie"

Okay, we admit that we made that one up just to get things rolling. Send us your stories and keep us rolling (on the floor laughing)!

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